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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14."

"what do u call a sleeping pizza a piZzza ha ha haha someone date me plss"

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"

"Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done! I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity."

"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"