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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)"
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"Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."
"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"
"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"
"wife: know what today is? me: yep wife: on 2 together: 1, 2 wife: Happy Anniver.. me: 3 MONTHS UNTIL.. wife:..sary me: wife: me: ..Santa"
"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."
"What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop."
"Philip Seymour Hoffman use to be my favorite actor... But now he's dead to me."