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Joke of the Day

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."

"[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent"

"How do you comfort a Grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"

"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."

"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"