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Joke of the Day
"I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children."
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"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."
"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."
"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."
"What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels"
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"