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Joke of the Day
"I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children."
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"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."
"I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either."
"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."
"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."
"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"oops i queefed"