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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"

"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."

"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."

"The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over."

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."

"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"