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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and one will see you in a while."

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a much more peaceful place."

"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."

"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? You take your foot off the top of their head."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"

"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."

"You hear about the guy who was accused of jerking off with hand soap for his erectile disfunction? Well, he finally came clean."