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Joke of the Day

"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""

"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"

"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"

"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."

"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."

"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "