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Joke of the Day
"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."
"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"
"A pelican just flew away with my sandwich. Rigged! The media!"
"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."
"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"
"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"
"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"
"[hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say"