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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."
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"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with ""were you even listening to me?"""
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."
"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."
"Wanna know my New Year's Resolution? 4K, baby."
"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."
"I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen."
"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"
"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"