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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"What's a poops favorite color? Turdquoise"

"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."

"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."

"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""

"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"

"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."

"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."

"What do you call a guy from China who is confused? Disoriented."