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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."

"As a miner, it's hard being on Jokes. I never seem to strike gold on this Subreddit."

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"I cant get on Tumblr anymore... My doctor told me to cut down on Trans-Fats"

"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."

"I am as a wake as a funeral."