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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."

"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"

"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""

"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."

"A photon goes to a hotel... He arrives and the clerk says, ""Sir may I take your luggage"" the photon then replies, ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""

"Mickey Mouse's lawyer calls... ...And tells him, ""Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because shes 'crazy'"" and Mickey responds, ""I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy!"""

"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."

"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."

"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."