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Joke of the Day

"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."

"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"

"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."

"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."

"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"

"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."

"How do people in wheelchairs propose?"

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"

"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"