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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!"

"Don't ever change for anyone. Nothing is worth compromising your beliefs. Unless it's for money."

"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."

"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."

"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"

"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"

"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."