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Joke of the Day
"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
Next Joke
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."
"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."
"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
"Christmas gift What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."
"Facebook needs to add ""still banging my ex"" as a relationship status option"
"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."