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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them. You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/"

"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"

"Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli? I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli."

"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."

"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"

"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"