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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."

"I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there."

"How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in."

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""

"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"

"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."

"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"

"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""

"There are three kinds of people in this world Those that can count and those that cannot"