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Joke of the Day

"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."

"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."

"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"Why are hot dogs the best dogs? Because they feed the hand that bites them."