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Joke of the Day

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"

"The word ""nothing"" is a palindrome. ""Nothing"" reversed is ""Gnihton"". Which also means nothing."

"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."

"I hate those people who knock on your door... And tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn... Stupid firemen."

"That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones."

"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"

"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"

"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"

"Nice shoes They really stand out"