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Joke of the Day

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."

"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls? They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun"

"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."

"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"