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Joke of the Day
"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."
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"What is a... ...pain in the ass to do with a woman? Anything What is a pain in the ass to do without a woman? Sex"
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."
"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."
"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."
"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."
"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."