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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all of the W's."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."

"How do you stop a 6'4"" 300lb black kid from charging? You take away his EBT card."

"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""

"I used to love John Deere and Massey Ferguson... but now I'm an ex-tractor fan."

"Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at oral... hygiene."

"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"