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Joke of the Day
"What would Matthew McConaughey eat if he were a horse? McConaugHAY"
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"either my xbox is broken, or it wants to get married and start a family... because it's done playing games with me."
"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."
"How did jew get beer? He brew"
"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"
"the best insult ever is ""who is this clown"" because 1. you're calling them a clown 2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown"
"What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator"
"Q: Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? A: Because umbrellas can't walk."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."