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Joke of the Day
"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."
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"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."
"Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals."
"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."
"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."
"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."
"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"
"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."