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Joke of the Day

"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."

"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."

"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"

"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."

"I wanted to get a Papa John's slice this weekend, but my girlfriend wouldn't want to go there So I referred to it at PJ's and she was all about it until we arrived. Got my slice though."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."

"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."