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Joke of the Day

"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."

"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."

"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes..."