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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"

"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."

"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says ""I think not"" and he drops dead."

"A hamburger and french fries walk into a bar... The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her."