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Joke of the Day

"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up."

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."

"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"

"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."

"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"

"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."