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Joke of the Day

"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""

"The average life expectancy for a human being is one life."

"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : ""Wife"" Never save them as ""Wife1"" and ""Wife2"" ~ A husband from hospital"

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"