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Joke of the Day

"Me: Got a hot date this weekend? Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker...."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"

"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"

"If Oscar De La Toya Jackson isn't the best drag queen name ever, I don't know what I'm doing in these heels and boxing gloves anymore."

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"

"Black people! Guns! Police officers."