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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."
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"It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear."
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"I can't fall asleep/So I think of some haikus/I should go tweet one!"
"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."
"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""
"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."
"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."