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Joke of the Day

"what do you call two crows on a branch? attempted murder"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."

"[guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine] ""Who's president?"" Barack Obama ""Braco? Sounds Mexican"" Nope ""Whew"" You might want to sit down"

"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."

"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder my ass. I haven't been on Myspace in years and I still think it fucking sucks."

"I'm torn between having wish you were here' or look behind you' engraved on my headstone."

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."