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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it"

"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."

"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."

"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"

"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."

"What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say ""insert Bill here"""

"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"

"Once evolution gets around to it, it's going to be an awkward few months for the first dude born without nipples."

"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."