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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."
Next Joke
"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""
"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"
"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."
"What's the difference between your dick and your money? I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money."
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?"
"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."