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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."

"Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with 2 black guys and call it NIGGAS IN PARIS!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !"

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."

"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment."

"hello 911, yeah me again. so listen 29 of my recent tweets have been stolen and.. hello? hello?"

"My church was going to have a sermon on prophecy today... but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."