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Joke of the Day
"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""
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"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"
"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."
"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"I like my women like I like my microwaves... Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and willing and able to kill any baby I put inside them."
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"
"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."