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Joke of the Day
"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."
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"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
"Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel."
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
"Donald Trump's favorite movie is the Big Lebowski. It's about trying to find the perfect rug while sucking down strong white Russians."
"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."
"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"
"There is no 'I' in 'Denial'"
"I woke up with a raging hard on.... I called my wife over and told her to fix my clock. She said ""that doesn't look like a clock."" I responded, ""if you put a face and 2 hands on it it does."""
"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."