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Joke of the Day

"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

"I made a belt out of $100 Bills. It's a waist of money."

"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."

"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."

"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""

"Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race? Because he expecto'd Petronas."

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."

"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."