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Joke of the Day
"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."
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"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."
"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"
"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"
"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
"""How'd the session go with your new therapist?"" ""It was a waste of time. He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"My dick is not small. It is perfectly shaped according to ancient greek standards."