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Joke of the Day

"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."

"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"

"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."

"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."

"I misread a headline today as ""the stealthy face a tax increase"" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!"

"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"

"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"