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Joke of the Day
"Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow."
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"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"
"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"
"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"
"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"
"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
"DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news."
"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"
"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."