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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"
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"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"
"It's hard to take Star Trek's vision of the future seriously since everyone's not constantly on Twitter."
"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."
"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia? Never mind. It's a tasteless joke."
"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."
"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."