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Joke of the Day

"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."

"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"

"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""

"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."

"Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I'll never get to touch."

"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"

"What's long, hard, and covered in people? The Great Wall of China, pervert."

"What do you call a Mexican who is high? A Baked Bean!"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."