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Joke of the Day

"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."

"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"

"Another version of the Chinese man on his deathbed joke by /u/comment_sense ,,? "",,?"" "" "" ""? "" ,: "",,,, "" ,,: "",? "" "

"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."

"when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable"

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."