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Joke of the Day

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"Image sharing sites before E3 are just like a toy vegetable stand Full of fake leeks"

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"

"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."

"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."

"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."

"I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking"

"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."