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Joke of the Day

"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."

"If time means money... ...then an ATM is **A** **T**ime **M**achine."

"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"

"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."

"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."

"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."

"I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10am I'm not a mourning person."