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Joke of the Day
"Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space."
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"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."
"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."
"Why I don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because."
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"
"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
"Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*"
"How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room."