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Joke of the Day
"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."
Next Joke
"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."
"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""
"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."
"Today I fucked up... by being a power bottom"
"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't cum on an apple before i eat it."
"Does anyone ever spiral into control?"
"""Alcohol doesn't affect me"" *Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"
"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."