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Joke of the Day
"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."
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"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."
"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""
"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"
"How do you separate Siamese triplets? WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!"
"Best place to hide something nobody will see? Page two of Google"
"what do you do when your wife turns 40 exchange her for 2 20s"
"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."
"Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other XD"
"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."