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Joke of the Day
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
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"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"
"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
"A couple split up over Christmas cause the man wanted a Playstation... Instead he got an ex-box"
"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"
"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"
"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."
"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."