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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain."

"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"

"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"

"What do you call a man who used to like tractors? An extractor fan!"

"Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too."

"What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh Pooh-nography"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."

"Did you hear about the water thief-turned-photographer? Apparently he was a great pitcher-taker. (Credit goes to my husband.)"

"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES??"