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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."
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"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."
"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor."
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"
"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"
"T is for mugs"
"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."