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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"
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"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."
"*Closes app. Immediately reopens the same app*"
"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"
"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."
"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"
"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""
"""We have here the results of your fraternity test."" (*opens envelope*) ""Kyle... You are NOT the bro!"""