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Joke of the Day

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."

"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."

"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."

"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"I'm half black... Bottom half"

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"One day, some dude was all ""You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,"" and everybody went ""That is a GREAT idea."""