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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he"

"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""

"T H E K I _ _ _ P P E R Taking a DNA sample from the kidnapper."

"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"

"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."

"I came out of the closet today... And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!"

"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."

"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"

"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."

"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."