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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend says I'm kind of selfish, but that's not true. I often think of other people. When I'm having sex with him."

"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"

"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else"

"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"

"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"