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Joke of the Day

"What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim."

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."

"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"

"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."

"Why did the dolphin kill himself? A lack of porpoise."